DEAR SARAH MCLAUGHLIN

Has anyone seen these depressing commercials?  Nothing about it is happy. Broken dogs & cats in slow motion with Sarah Mclaughlin music playing over the whole commercial. While they are at it, why don't they show footage of dogs and cats getting ran over in slow motion.
I think they should shoot a new commercial with more upbeat songs. Maybe have some rock or metal songs playing over the fucked up dogs & cats video. Then the animals don't look pathetic, they look bad ass. Think about it. Dog in cage with one eye while Sara Mclaughlin music over the video is sad and depressing.  NOW think about the same one eyed dog in a cage with something like Slayer's "Reign of Blood" or "Angel of Death" and that one eyed dog or cat kicks total ass! Try it sometime.
So I wonder if after the director of the commercial yells "cut" what do they do with the dogs & cats they just shot? Think about it from the animals point of view.  A group of people (camera crew) come in and the animals probably think they are going home with them. Nope. They are not. The camera crew walk away and out the door.  Hilarious.
I get their message, but they are the most depressing commercials and put everyone in a bad spot. I would love to adopt a dog, but if I do I would get thrown out of my apartment since I cannot have pets in my apartment. So what should I do? I betcha Sarah Mclaughlin never thinks about that. 
I think what I am going to do is adopt every dog & cat in the commercial, then get thrown out of my apartment and become homeless.  THEN, get a camera crew to shoot me being homeless with adopted dogs & cats. Of course it will be in slow motion so I can get my point across.
I'm kidding of course. I wouldn't adopt the cats.  They're assholes.