"HAPPY DVR-MAS"

Well it's almost Christmas time once again. I live in Los Angeles where it doesn't snow, but has been raining like a son of a bitch. All my family lives up north so I think I will skip Christmas this year. Instead I think I will make up my own holiday... "DVR-MAS"  It's a day of joy and happiness when I can just sit on my couch and not do shit, but watch everything on my DVR and order pizza. And yes, the pizza places are open because they are all run by the type of people who are some kind of Euro-Afri-Exican. God bless 'em for working on this day. For on this day I will not try to figure out what you are. That is my DVR-MAS present to myself.
So soon after Christmas/DVR-MAS,  this decade will be over THANK GOD!  I think people forget that this decade was a decade. I don't even know what you would call it. The "tens"? The "terrible tens"? Who knows? But anywhos, I'm glad this decade is about over because 2011 is the year I take over the world with my talent of dance.
Okay. MERRY CHRISTMAS/DVR-MAS FOLKS!