BRITTNEY

It's such a weird feeling to be someone's hero, but that's what has happened. I don't know for how long, but I have become my niece Brittney's hero. But lets look at this situation. Can I blame her? Can I stop her? Should I stop her? The answer to those questions is of course "no".
Really, can you blame her? You can't really. I mean I am a basic cable paid channel movie star. Yeah, I've been on TV multiple times from movies that I have been in and I am directing one of the greatest movies ever written that I wrote. So yeah, I got a lot going on.
Lets now look at the way I dress. I dress cool. That's just a fact. The clothes in my closet, drawers and on the floor, are priceless. People WANT to dress like me. So there's that.
I'm educated. I recived my digree frum won of the grotest coleges in the nashon. Seattle Central Community College. (I copied & pasted Seattle Central Community College)
See what I did there? I misspelled words on purpose to be funny. You see I am funny. I'm a comic. I'm a comedy writer. THAT'S what I do. I write things and they come out funny.
So really can we blame me for being Brittney's hero? I don't think so. It's my gift. It's my curse.