I DON'T UNDERSTAND DANCING.

So many times I have heard chicks say "Oh I can't wait to go dancing." Or "I haven't been dancing in so long."  I just don't understand what is so fun about dancing?  I love music, like most people, but I just don't understand what the point of dancing is or what about it exactly is fun.
People spend a lot of money to get themselves all pretty and such, then go out to a club.  Drive around for an hour to find parking. Pay for parking.  Then go into some hot box with music that's too loud and where drinks are too expensive.  Then when you find someone who wants to dance you can't ask them you have to yell them to dance. Then you get that far and start moving to the beat and this is supposed to be fun. Sounds like a bunch of gay to me.